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Kaizo Mario is a rom hack of Super Mario World created by T. Takemoto, an unknown Japanese rom hacker. It was made to split your eyes out and make you cry. The game includes difficult, precision jumps; multiple obstacles at once; and many, many nasty traps along the way.

Kaizo Mario is reliant on skill, patience, and sanity. If you aren't dying every fifteen seconds you are probably cheating. If you don't get nightmares of chompers after playing the game you didn't beat the first level. If you like finding invisible coin blocks you won't after playing the game; you will swear even if you find one that helps you. If you find a mushroom-don't feel lucky-it will be lost soon thereafter. Nothing will spare you, the game will spit on you as if you were nothing but asphalt.