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Hey! Tired of slick cinematic adventures? Tired of saving the whole damn planet from mechanized alien HORDES? Tired of dull, drab dungeons where everything is brown and gray, and brown and gray, brown... and RED?!!
GOOD. You're in luck. Welcome to a world of leaky GAS station toilets and foul-tasting SUSHI. Half DILLO, half plunger shooter, our hero was ROAD KILL before a corrupt cyber-genetic company, CyberSalvage, FIXED him right UP. NOW he's on a scavenger hunt on CyberSalvage's back lot where DISCO reigns supreme and munchkins aren't just for BREAKFAST anymore.
You'll laugh, you'll CRY, you'll KISS some bucks good bye.
Just remember... WE TOLD you so! Nyahh-Nyahh!
GOOD. You're in luck. Welcome to a world of leaky GAS station toilets and foul-tasting SUSHI. Half DILLO, half plunger shooter, our hero was ROAD KILL before a corrupt cyber-genetic company, CyberSalvage, FIXED him right UP. NOW he's on a scavenger hunt on CyberSalvage's back lot where DISCO reigns supreme and munchkins aren't just for BREAKFAST anymore.
You'll laugh, you'll CRY, you'll KISS some bucks good bye.
Just remember... WE TOLD you so! Nyahh-Nyahh!
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